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Last post published on Sat Jul 27 2024
Depending on the pressure of the situation trying to act sober can make you feel more or less impaired.
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7/27/2024
The director of HR at a zoo is also responsible for a bunch of primates.
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7/27/2024
Elmo isn't mad at Rocco because Rocco's just a rock.
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7/27/2024
You have probably forgotten more songs than you remember.
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7/27/2024
Aliens are doing something at this exact moment.
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7/27/2024
It’s interesting how sex can be casual, but it’s weird to invite someone over to give you a hug.
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7/27/2024
If cats spoke human languages fluently, they'd probably get recruited as confidential informants for HOAs.
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7/27/2024
The title of the movie Tenet is a palindrome because the characters go back and forth through time.
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7/27/2024
Hangman is the original Wordle.
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7/27/2024
If Flowering plants need pollinators to reproduce, then does that make creatures like Bees and Humming Birds sex workers?
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7/27/2024
If Extreme Makeover: Home Edition was still on the air, they'd be remodeling houses for people that rent.
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7/27/2024
Cooking is the art of preparing deceased remains for consumption. Chefs are somewhat analogous to morticians in that they are trained professionals that go a step beyond just cooking and prepare those remains in a superior manner.
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7/27/2024
Is it logical to always think and act logically? I don't think so,but what do you think?
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7/27/2024
Unless you live alone, you can never have all your clothes clean at the same time.
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7/26/2024
Dying of exhaustion must be such a relieving experience.
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7/26/2024
When we have the technology for people to control prosthetic limbs with their minds, people will be able to have even more limbs than normal.
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7/26/2024
If basketball had height classes, the small handful of players under 6 feet who made it to the NBA would be considered among the greats and incredibly dominant in their height classes.
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7/26/2024
Newborn baby girls, new trans women, and new porn stars all share the same cohort of names.
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7/26/2024
Every single person in the world could probably fit in the Sahara Desert quite easily if they tried.
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7/26/2024
Deadpool and Wolverine could be circumcised and still have a foreskin.
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7/26/2024
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